Q: What's the perfect amount of Grape soda must one keep on stock in case old people come over?
A: It's a well known fact that old people love grape soda. The question is "How much?" The average old person will not readily admit to loving grape soda. Being not of age, I'm not quite sure why they avoid this obvious truth. In my conversations to get to the bottom of this, I've only run into awkward pauses and what can only be referred to as a general state of confusion. Either way, years of grape soda repression will mean that once they start drinking, they won't stop. You'll want AT LEAST 2 liters per old person. They usual travel as a couple or in flocks. This means you'll want at least 8 two liter bottles at any given time. Anything less would be just rude. Hope that helps.
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