Jason will teach jokes....party time!

Do you ever go to a party and fear you won't know anyone? Get to know EVERYONE with these eight ice breakers. Each has been approved by me:

1) Joke:
What's up?

Punch Line:
The sky!

Follow up with:
Punch in the balls.

2) Joke:
Look at that S-Car-Go.

Punch Line:
Wait, I think I screwed up the joke.

Followed up with:
Run away screaming "I'm not funny!!!!", then come back and say "Funny looking, that is." Continue until someone laughs.

3) Joke:
I know a knock, knock joke. You start?

Punch Line:
Who's there?

Followed up with:
Hahahaahha...did you know that people that fall for that joke end up dying of Alzheimer's!

4) Joke:
How many Jew's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Punch Line:
One

Follow up with:
I'm sorry, Mr. Goldstein but I was going to make a joke about how you were too cheap to buy a bulb. Lucky for me, I didn't say anything stupid.

5) Joke:
Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?

Punch Line:
Do you want to see some?

Follow up with:
That's a joke from Mr. Baseball staring Tom Sellek. Awesome movie.

6) Joke:
How did the chicken cross the road?

Punchline:
To get to the other side.

Follow up with:
Sorry, I mistook you for someone that didn't have a face that looks like dog and poop.

7) Joke:
Rectum, damn near killed him.

Punchline:
I like Pez.

Follow up with:
Give me some Pez or I'll follow you home and rape your face.

8) Joke:
Have you heard the joke about the party that sucked? Like the one we're in right now!

Punchline:
I literally mean this crap fest!

Follow up with:
I'm not leaving until I get some Pez (For best effect, us the previous joke first).

After this, you will achieve great fame. The party will wither and die without your presence. Congratulations, a winner is you!