In my 27 years on this earth, I have had many triumphs and victories. My culminated experiences have led me to create this detailed list of my greatest accomplishments. Here they are:
- Dunked a basketball
- Watched The Thin Red Line (the whole thing!)
- Beat Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punch out
Who knows what's next????????
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Wrong.
- It's two 2 a.m. You've got a sleeping bag covering your body. You hear someone at your bedroom door. You go to the doorway with the sleeping bag covering your head. You shove that person across the hall and say, "I've found you my ugly foe."
That person is grandmother.
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