The misadventures of Wally LaFuse...

Wally walked to the store. He took some gum to the counter. OH NO! He didn't have any money. What should Wally do? Wally thought to himself "Great, I don't have any money BUT I've got something else..." Then Wally ran out of the store with the gum. "....SPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!" he thought. He quickly unwrapped the gum, "OH NO! It's raspberry. Nobody but girls like rasberry! I've got to find a girl and FAST!" He saw a girl and offered her the gum. She said "Sir, please place your hands in the air!" "Great, a police woman. Everyone knows they HATE gum." Wally ran away from the woman. She followed but then tripped and died. Wally left and sold the gum to Gloria Estefan. This was a mistake...(to be continued)