HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH no but not even joking....Balki Bartokomous really was a very happy-go-lucky foreigner who seemingly had not yet encountered this American phenomenon "stress". Couldnt stupid Cousin Larry Appleton just appreciate that innocence!??! Couldn't he stand back...if not only for just ONE SECOND...and think to himself..."hey...woah....what am i doing here....i'm SINGLE HANDEDLY ruining my dear cousin Balki's ONLY remaining possession...I'm ruining his Mypos dance of joy"...no. i guess he couldnt...i guess thinking about himself and his INCONCEIVABLY LARGE dilemmas was too time consuming....Lord knows he was too busy mistreating the poor elevator operator (Harriette Winslow) to take note of his mis-deeds! ...side-note...does Harriette sound familiar?,,,perhaps while stupid Cousin Larry Appleton was too busy ignoring Balki's "Don't be Ridiculous!" comments and concocting his ridiculous plans, he was failing to take note of the woman who would eventually LEAVE his building above the Ritz Convenience store and start her own family!...because "Family Matters"!!!!
Living in Miami, Jason came to LA accompanied by his manager, Alex Usategui, fiercely determined to rewrite the history books. It was a bold move for the two wide-eyed travelers. The idea was met with much skepticism and disdain, but nothing was going to obstruct them on their path to greatness. They arrived with a fervor and passion the world had never seen, but apparently "history" had already been written and there was no room for "complete disregard for facts and common sense." With those hope shattering words from the Department of History at USC, Jason left and discoverd Hawaii where he won the Nobel Peace Prize for inventing "solar power" and eventually set in motion a plan that took down the Berlin Wall which unified North and South Korea.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH no but not even joking....Balki Bartokomous really was a very happy-go-lucky foreigner who seemingly had not yet encountered this American phenomenon "stress". Couldnt stupid Cousin Larry Appleton just appreciate that innocence!??! Couldn't he stand back...if not only for just ONE SECOND...and think to himself..."hey...woah....what am i doing here....i'm SINGLE HANDEDLY ruining my dear cousin Balki's ONLY remaining possession...I'm ruining his Mypos dance of joy"...no. i guess he couldnt...i guess thinking about himself and his INCONCEIVABLY LARGE dilemmas was too time consuming....Lord knows he was too busy mistreating the poor elevator operator (Harriette Winslow) to take note of his mis-deeds! ...side-note...does Harriette sound familiar?,,,perhaps while stupid Cousin Larry Appleton was too busy ignoring Balki's "Don't be Ridiculous!" comments and concocting his ridiculous plans, he was failing to take note of the woman who would eventually LEAVE his building above the Ritz Convenience store and start her own family!...because "Family Matters"!!!!
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